
That new Queens Of The Stone Age record answers a question everyone
is afraid to ask, and for good reason: What if aliens watched a lot
of Grindhouse and Russ Meyer flicks, and basically found a spot next
to the MST3K crew in the theatre, then went to church, then came home
and ate spaghetti and wrote a record, after one more spaghetti
western? Thankfully, the human race will never have to broach the
subject as a species, because the planetary patriots informally known
as “QOTSA”, led by General Josh Homme, have made this
theoretical, hypothetical nightmare into a nine-track album
equivalent to those fear mongering nuclear war training newsreels.
It’s some “Reefer Madness” in an era where we have an Attorney
General who sees that piece of cinematic chicanery as an
instructional video or that video you have to watch when you take
Drivers Ed (where they make sure to get close-ups on all the charred
corpses inside the twisted wreckage) rather than “Gone With The
Wind”. (See what I did there?) The White Boy Funk is strong with
this one. B to B-
-Jackson A.D.
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