GAD! Zine

* Disclaimer: I do have a cameo on this album. But it is minimal and has no effect on the music (which is why they let me do it!)* Cleveland Ohio's Altered Paradox offers sludgey distorted metal awash in atmospheric fuzz. An abandoned waste barrel of screechy whispered commentary and yowelled what-the-fuckisms. It's like you're trapped in a dark chamber and you hear beating on the other side of the wall. Like they're trying to get out. But you're in and they're out. But your in is their out. I'm not metal-ly enough to go too deep into histrionics or genre-gazing, but I'm hardly inexperienced with such sounds. I know heavy shit when I hear it. Altered Paradox is HEAVY. And they're really damned good.  Altered Paradox is not here to reinvent the (metal) wheel, but you could hardly accuse them of patching an old tire. More like they wanna try every shape that wheel can be banged and dented into. They will ride on those obtuse angles and relish every bum

                                                                             (Flyer art by Patrick Quintanilla)     Last night's Punk Rock Art Show was super fun! It was our first time playing True Story  Brewing Company and I gotta say it was very cool. The staff were nice. The audience was that   great combination of friendly and rowdy. FUN FUN FUN. Lot's of killer art was there to look at and purchase. We missed Toxic Weasel cuz we're divas and always show up late. I'll be rockin' their sweet button and sticker like a fat spiky billboard for the next year to make up for it. We did catch The Killakee House and they were badass! Glad I finally got to experience them! They punk and they rawk. Our buddies Boss Rush sounded great from outside (we were getting our load-in straight). It's funny cuz they always sound so BIG like they gotta bunch of members and then ya just see the two of 'em wander out like "Hi, guys!" Folks love 'em. I